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Small Penis Humiliation: Mean Girl Edition
I adjusted my glasses... and i almost didn't see anything at all.?you thought you’d impress me? you thought your ridiculous little appendage deserved my attention? what a rookie mistake.in this scenario, i bring out my magnifying glass and my venom to dissect your lack of masculinity with pure, joyful cruelty.?what awaits you (if you have the guts):?scalpel analysis: i lean close to the camera, my glasses on my nose, to scrutinize your "micro-problem." my verdict? is it genetic, or is it a personal insult??the mean girl laugh: prepare yourself for my most contemptuous laughter. nothing is more humiliating than seeing a perfect, unattainable woman openly mocking what you have between your legs.?zero empathy: i am not here to help you. i am here to remind you that you are a mistake of nature. a tiny rosebud that will never bloom.?the icy finale: i end up completely ignoring you to check my notifications. you aren't even a worthwhile distraction.?you are the "beige" of men: bland, minuscule, and quickly forgotten.take a good look at me, because this is the closest you will ever get to a woman of my caliber.
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