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Buy Me a Phone 2
What are men good for if not entertainment and money? sharing with you a handful of the mushy, intimate messages in my vintage flip phone from my man. you can see him begging to knock me up to trap me lol, begging me to marry him, and professing how i broke his heart time and time again and bewitched him. it's just my life calling what can i say ;) i am his trauma and his true love haha our dirty texts would blow your horny mind. that's why you stay sniveling and simping and buy me another iphone and here's your new form of communication lol you will be honored and embarrassed. certainly any man near me is used to that feeling combo by now
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