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VACATION TAX for poor paypig - FINDOM
So, i decided to call my favorite source of entertainment: you. and because i’m feeling generous, i’m going to let you in on a little secret. i’ve decided to implement a new tax. a vacation tax. from now on, every time i travel, you will be personally responsible for funding the lifestyle i deserve. this isn't a request. it's a privilege. a privilege you're going to pay handsomely for. take out your wallet. go on. i’ll wait. look at that pathetic little piece of leather. it's nothing but a vessel for my future happiness. now, take out your credit card. the black one, if you have it. if you don't, you should be deeply, deeply ashamed. look at the name on it. is that your name? for the next ten minutes, that name doesn't matter. the only name that matters is mine. that piece of plastic belongs to me. your bank account is just a holding pen for my funds. and right now, i’m opening the gate. now, i want you to do something for me. i want you to look at your balance. look at the number. that number represents your security, your freedom, your future. now, realize that it's all conditional. it's all mine. you're just a steward. a temporary caretaker of my wealth. repeat after me: "my money is an illusion. my only true purpose is to fund the goddess's lifestyle." say it. i want to hear the defeat in your voice. the beautiful, complete, financial submission. you are nothing but a conduit. money flows from your labor, through your trembling hands, and directly into my bank account, where it transforms into my pleasure. it's alchemy. you turn your sweat into my pool water. ** to support my video production ... if you want to see new videos of me - tip me 5000$.
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